These hormones are raging...and so am I.

I am so ready to move into my second trimester of pregnancy.  I am tired of feeling like I could kill someone at any second.....

However, in my defense, its probably not in your best interest to say anything to a pregnant woman that could be insulting...

For Instance:  "Wow!  Girllllll, Your nose is gettin'  soooo big.  You know, like really big girrrl.  You know how you pregnant ladies be and all, they jus get big all over.  Nose and all.  hahahahahaha." (end insult)    -  I mean really?  Did you really just say that?

First of all, if you are a woman who has had children, don't say crap like that to another woman.  I expect to hear something like this out of the mouth of an arrogant man who has no respect for any woman -not another woman who has had children herself.  Secondly, if you think laughing helps,  you are dead wrong!  Your mouth just basically took a shit...in front of everyone. That is no laughing matter.  Thirdly, do you not understand that I can go from smiling to ripping your head off in just a matter of seconds?

Yes, you are seriously lucky I am pregnant.